Medicine for the Messed Up

Six Strange Movies to Quell the Unsure Spirit

Messiah of Evil, Curtains, Rawhead Rex, Fade to Black, Galaxy of Terror, and Freeway

By Buzz Drainpipe

There are evenings when entertainment is insufficient.

You do not want to be distracted. You do not want to be cheered up. You do not want a tasteful drama about recognizable people experiencing manageable difficulties before arriving at a cautiously optimistic conclusion. You do not want to hear that everything happens for a reason, because sometimes the reason is that the world is a poorly supervised chemical spill.

On those evenings, you need medicine.

Not medicine in the pharmaceutical sense, although take whatever the doctor gave you and do not accept medical advice from a film critic named Buzz Drainpipe. I mean medicine in the older, stranger sense. An object or ritual capable of changing your relationship to the sickness. Something that does not necessarily remove the wound but teaches you its shape. A mask, a drum, a story told beside a fire while something with yellow eyes moves beyond the tree line.

A strange film can perform this function.

The right strange film does not insist that your dread is imaginary. It says the opposite. It says the dread is real, but perhaps it belongs to a deserted California town where everyone eats raw meat. Perhaps it is wearing an old hag mask and skating across a frozen pond. Perhaps it is a rubber pagan god knocking over tombstones in Ireland. Perhaps it is a lonely film obsessive slowly replacing his personality with borrowed faces. Perhaps it is waiting inside a pyramid on another planet. Perhaps it is a teenage girl with a pistol and a vocabulary capable of stripping the varnish off a courthouse bench.

Once anxiety has been given scenery, lighting, dialogue and a monster suit, it becomes temporarily manageable. You can watch it. You can laugh at it. You can rewind it. You can notice the zipper.

This is why horror hosting matters.

All six films gathered here have passed through the chapel of Joe Bob Briggs and The Last Drive-In. Freeway appeared alongside Vamp for the 2024 Valentine’s special. Fade to Black and Galaxy of Terror were included in the six-film Nightmareathon. Curtains became part of the 2025 Cold Cruel Christmas. Messiah of Evil screened during the final regular episode of The Last Drive-In, while Rawhead Rex followed in the 2026 Walpurgisnacht special.

This shared lineage is important. Joe Bob is more than a presenter standing between us and a commercial break. He is a Spirit Elder of the Damaged Image, a keeper of outlaw context, a man who understands that a supposedly bad movie may contain better weather than a respectable one.

He does not stand above these films and forgive them.

He sits beside them.

That is a rarer gift.

Joe Bob understands that criticism should not merely decide whether an artwork deserves entrance into polite society. It should discover what the artwork does after society has rejected it. Where does it sleep? What does it eat? Who finds it at two in the morning and recognizes something of themselves in its lopsided face?

He gives films their histories, their budgets, their regional accents, their technical inventions, their compromised productions and disreputable bodily fluids. But he also gives the viewer permission to remain complicated. You may admire a scene and dislike the movie. You may laugh at an effect and still be frightened by what it represents. You may acknowledge exploitation without pretending that exploitation contains no art. You may love a failure without lying about the failure.

That permission is itself medicinal.

The six films here are not united by genre purity, critical reputation or even consistent quality. They are united by their ability to meet an unsure spirit without asking it to tidy itself first.

Take one with water. Take two with cheap coffee. Take all six during a long night when the walls have begun making administrative decisions.

I. Messiah of Evil

For the Sickness of Feeling That the World Has Already Ended

Messiah of Evil begins in aftermath.

Not necessarily narrative aftermath. The movie still has a story to tell, involving Arletty’s journey to the coastal town of Point Dune in search of her missing father. But spiritually, the disaster has already occurred. The sky has been drained. The houses resemble abandoned showrooms. People speak as though language has traveled a long distance to reach their mouths.

Made by Willard Huyck and Gloria Katz on a tiny budget, the film predates their better-known screenwriting work on American Graffiti and later Hollywood productions. Harvard Film Archive has described it as the unsettling directorial debut of the husband-and-wife team. Huyck later recalled that the picture cost roughly $80,000, an amount that seems less like a production budget than money somebody found behind an unusually large sofa.

The poverty helps.

Point Dune does not feel constructed. It feels discovered. The movie appears to have wandered into a coastal settlement where reality was being quietly discontinued, then photographed the remaining evidence before the authorities arrived.

The interiors are filled with enormous murals, pale bodies, geometric rooms and furniture that seems selected by a committee of sleepwalkers. Arletty’s father’s house is less a residence than a mind caught halfway through forgetting itself. The human figures never quite merge with their surroundings. They stand in rooms the way objects stand in museum displays, suggestive but unreachable.

This is medicine for a particular modern sickness: the sensation that you arrived late to your own life.

Something happened before you entered the room. Everyone else has been briefed. The town understands a rule that you do not. You are still behaving as if stores sell groceries, theaters show movies and homes protect their inhabitants, while the rest of the population has moved on to a darker arrangement.

The film’s most famous sequences transform ordinary public spaces into feeding grounds. In one, a woman enters a supermarket and discovers townspeople calmly devouring raw meat. In another, a moviegoer sits in an auditorium while the seats behind her gradually fill with the infected. Both scenes have become central to the film’s cult reputation, precisely because they corrupt locations designed to reassure us through familiarity.

The supermarket is not frightening because it is dark. It is frightening because it remains a supermarket. The lights are working. The shelves are stocked. Commerce could theoretically resume at any moment. Civilization has not been destroyed. It has merely acquired a new appetite.

The movie theater sequence cuts even deeper. A theater is supposed to be where the audience watches horror at a safe distance. Here the audience becomes the horror. The border between spectacle and witness collapses. The screen continues glowing while the real event takes place among the seats.

This is one of the fundamental fears of being a serious movie lover. You go to the movies believing they will protect you from isolation, only to discover that isolation has purchased a ticket.

Yet Messiah of Evil is curative because it refuses to hurry.

An anxious mind constantly demands resolution. What is happening? What caused it? How can it be stopped? The film answers with atmosphere, fragments and approaching footsteps. It teaches the viewer to remain inside uncertainty without immediately converting it into explanation.

The dread is not conquered. It is contemplated.

Joe Bob’s presence beside a film like this is vital because he prevents atmospheric horror from becoming embalmed by reverence. He can discuss production facts, alternate titles, body counts and financial chaos without breaking the spell. In fact, the mundane information deepens it. Learning that a nightmare was built by tired people with insufficient money does not make the nightmare less meaningful. It reveals the human labor required to give shapeless fear a coastline.

Prescription: Watch when your surroundings appear normal but no longer feel inhabited by the same species.

Possible side effect: An unwillingness to enter supermarkets after midnight.

II. Curtains

For the Sickness of Being Judged Before You Have Begun

Snow is nature’s way of removing the exits.

In Curtains, actresses gather at a secluded Canadian house to audition for director Jonathan Stryker, a theatrical autocrat played by John Vernon with the warm bedside manner of an eviction notice. Samantha Sherwood, portrayed by Samantha Eggar, has already sacrificed herself to Stryker’s process, entering a psychiatric institution to research a role. While she remains confined, he begins auditioning replacements.

This is the artist’s nightmare stripped of its cultured upholstery.

You give everything. Someone calls that commitment. Then they continue without you.

The film itself emerged from a troubled production. Shooting began in Ontario in 1980, but director Richard Ciupka departed after creative disagreements with producer Peter Simpson. The completed movie was credited to “Jonathan Stryker,” the fictional director inside the story, leaving the production haunted by its own antagonist.

That history leaks beautifully into the finished object.

Curtains feels incomplete, overhandled and strangely compartmentalized. It has the quality of an anthology whose segments have been forced to share a house. Psychological drama, slasher mechanics, backstage satire and dream imagery pass through one another without fully combining.

Normally this would be called a flaw.

Here it becomes weather.

Everyone in Curtains is auditioning, even when no formal audition is taking place. Every conversation is an evaluation. Every gesture may be interpreted as evidence. The women watch Stryker watching them, while also watching one another. Talent is not enough. Sincerity is dangerous. Vulnerability can be repurposed as material.

This is the film to watch when you feel that life has become a permanent performance review.

You have been called into a room. Nobody will explain the criteria. Someone has already formed an opinion of you, but continues asking questions for decorative purposes. The role may not exist. The project may not exist. The judge, however, is very real.

Then the hag arrives.

The hag mask in Curtains is among the finest objects in slasher cinema because it seems less designed than excavated. Its expression contains judgment without thought. It does not look angry. Anger would suggest a relationship. It simply looks certain that you should not be here.

The famous ice-skating murder works because it stages violence inside grace. The victim moves across a white field, her body temporarily liberated from the cramped social machinery of the house. Then the killer enters the frame on skates.

The pursuer does not crash through the beauty. The pursuer participates in it.

That is the deeper horror of evaluation. The system judging you may be elegant. It may have tasteful language, institutional rituals and excellent lighting. Harm does not always arrive screaming. Sometimes it glides.

Curtains offers no stable interpretation of artistic ambition. The actresses are neither foolish for wanting the role nor ennobled by wanting it. Stryker’s seriousness does not make him profound. Samantha’s sacrifice does not guarantee reward. Art is present, but art has become entangled with control.

This is where Joe Bob’s ethics become useful.

He has always treated performers, craftspeople and regional filmmakers as workers rather than decorations attached to an auteur’s legend. The drive-in perspective instinctively distrusts the spotless mythology of the Great Director. It knows movies are assembled by crews, accidents, distributors, weather, money, stubbornness and whoever could operate the fog machine that afternoon.

Placed inside that tradition, Curtains becomes more than an eccentric slasher. It becomes a damaged workplace document.

Its cure is not confidence. Confidence is often useless when trapped inside somebody else’s criteria. The cure is recognizing that the audition itself may be diseased.

Perhaps you did not fail the room.

Perhaps the room was built to consume applicants.

Prescription: Watch after receiving feedback that somehow manages to be both vague and absolute.

Possible side effect: Distrust of directors, retreats, secluded mansions and performance-based development plans.

III. Rawhead Rex

For the Sickness of Becoming Too Civilized to Admit You Are Angry

There are moments when subtlety becomes another locked door.

You have processed your feelings. You have considered alternative perspectives. You have identified underlying causes. You have used careful language. The rage remains in the basement, eating plumbing fixtures.

This is when you need Rawhead Rex.

Adapted by Clive Barker from his story in Books of Blood and directed by George Pavlou, the film unleashes an ancient pagan creature upon the Irish countryside. Barker’s original conception was explicitly phallic, a towering embodiment of brutal masculine appetite, but he was deeply unhappy with the film’s realization of the monster and the project’s general execution.

He was not wrong.

The creature looks like an enraged heavy-metal bassist who was struck by lightning while attempting to return a defective fog machine. His mane glows. His eyes flash. His mouth appears to have been assembled under emergency conditions.

And yet he works.

Not as Barker intended, perhaps. Not as an avatar of fully realized mythic terror. But he works as a giant ambulatory refusal of repression.

Rawhead does not negotiate with modernity. He knocks it over.

The film places him amid churches, caravans, roads, kitchens and modest houses. Ancient appetite collides with contemporary infrastructure, and contemporary infrastructure discovers it has badly overestimated its authority.

This is the appeal of folk horror in its crudest form. Beneath every parking lot is a field. Beneath every field is a stone. Beneath every stone is something that does not recognize your zoning laws.

Rawhead is not frightening because he is evil in a sophisticated theological sense. He is frightening because he is prior. He belongs to a layer of existence before explanations, before therapy vocabulary, before the committee meeting where violence was reclassified as a stakeholder concern.

The movie is frequently ridiculous, but ridicule and potency are not enemies. A monster suit can be unconvincing as biology and entirely convincing as emotion.

When Rawhead storms through the film, he externalizes the part of the mind that wants to answer humiliation with thunder. Most people should not obey this part. Civilization depends upon our refusing its more enthusiastic recommendations. But denying its existence does not eliminate it.

Art provides a fenced area.

Inside the film, anger can become nine feet tall. It can roar at stained glass. It can tear through rural Ireland without requiring you to send an inadvisable email.

This is one reason compromised movies can function better as medicine than perfect ones. A polished monster remains sealed within the professional reality of the film. Rawhead leaks. You can see the effort, the limitations, the slightly desperate commitment of the performance and effects.

The monster becomes approachable through failure.

Joe Bob understands this instinctively. He never treats visible artifice as automatic disqualification. The drive-in tradition accepts that the rubber is part of the revelation. We know it is a suit. We also know the suit represents something enormous, and our ability to perceive both truths simultaneously is not stupidity. It is imagination with its work boots on.

During the Walpurgisnacht special, Rawhead Rex was paired with Oddity, a far more controlled and critically respectable work. The pairing did not expose Rawhead’s inferiority. It clarified his function. Some nights call for precision. Others call for a glowing pagan barbarian to knock Christianity sideways.

The uncertain spirit does not always need wisdom.

Sometimes it needs volume.

Prescription: Watch when anger has become trapped beneath politeness and is beginning to ferment.

Possible side effect: Shouting “RAWHEAD!” while performing minor household repairs.

IV. Fade to Black

For the Sickness of Loving Art More Than Art Can Love You Back

Eric Binford loves movies.

This is not a casual interest. Movies furnish his language, his room, his memory and eventually his identity. He works at a film distribution warehouse and returns home to an interior shrine constructed from posters, photographs and flickering images. When reality injures him, he reaches into cinema and removes a face.

Written and directed by Vernon Zimmerman, Fade to Black stars Dennis Christopher as Eric, a film obsessive who begins committing murders while dressed as characters drawn from classic Hollywood. Contemporary reviews recognized that the film’s effect depends heavily on Christopher’s performance and on the viewer’s own familiarity with movie history.

Eric is easy to mock because he has made himself mockable.

He corrects people. He uses knowledge as a defensive blade. His devotion contains resentment. He wants recognition but has built a personality that makes intimacy increasingly impossible.

Yet the film never entirely withdraws its sympathy.

That sympathy is dangerous and necessary.

Every serious lover of art knows the temptation Eric represents. Art is dependable in ways people are not. A film does not cancel plans. A record does not become uncomfortable because you spoke too intensely. A novel does not glance at the clock. The dead remain available, beautifully lit and already edited.

But art’s constancy can become a trap.

You begin by visiting another world. Eventually you demand that the other world replace this one. You mistake recognition for relationship. Because a character expresses your loneliness perfectly, you imagine the screen has understood you personally.

It has not.

The screen is radiant and indifferent.

Fade to Black is therefore not a warning against loving movies too much. That reading is shallow, moralistic and produced by people who display decorative books according to spine color. The film is about what happens when love of art becomes inseparable from hatred of the living.

Eric does not merely retreat into films. He weaponizes them. He converts a shared cultural inheritance into a private grievance system. Cody Jarrett, Dracula, Hopalong Cassidy and the Mummy become employees in his revenge department.

The tragedy is that cinema did provide him with real tools. It gave him memory, humor, style, history and companionship. But he uses every tool to build a narrower room.

This is why the movie remains uncomfortable for cinephiles. Eric is not an alien invader. He is a distorted relative. His room resembles our rooms. His trivia resembles our trivia. His thrill when another person recognizes a reference is painfully familiar.

The difference between devotion and disintegration is not the number of films watched.

It is whether the films enlarge your ability to meet reality or excuse your refusal to meet it.

Joe Bob provides the healthier model of obsession.

He knows an absurd quantity about films, but his knowledge points outward. It becomes conversation, history, jokes, tribute, argument and community. The facts are not a fortress around the self. They are folding chairs placed in a circle.

That may be his greatest role as Spirit Elder. He demonstrates that loving disreputable art need not produce contempt for other people. Knowledge can remain generous. Expertise can sit on the porch.

When Joe Bob discusses a movie, he does not prove that he possesses it. He keeps it in circulation.

Fade to Black shows what happens when circulation stops.

Eric becomes a sealed archive, then a haunted one.

The medicinal lesson is severe but compassionate: Art can accompany you through loneliness, but it cannot perform the entire labor of returning you to the world.

At some point, somebody living has to be allowed into the room.

Prescription: Watch after spending several days speaking primarily in references nobody else recognizes.

Possible side effect: Reorganizing your physical-media collection according to emotional hazard.

V. Galaxy of Terror

For the Sickness of Discovering That Your Worst Fear Has Been Added to the Job Description

The crew of the Quest has been sent to investigate a disaster on the planet Morganthus.

They arrive, locate an enormous pyramid and begin dying according to their personal fears.

This is already an excellent premise. It becomes even better when understood as a workplace film.

Produced by Roger Corman and directed by Bruce D. Clark, Galaxy of Terror gathered a remarkable collection of performers and craftspeople, including Robert Englund, Sid Haig, Grace Zabriskie and Erin Moran. A young James Cameron served as production designer and worked on the film’s effects and second-unit material, helping create environments whose influence can be felt in his later science-fiction work.

The crew is not prepared.

This fact does not prevent management from sending them.

Their instructions are vague, their destination is hostile, their command structure is unstable and the central problem involves a reality-altering alien pyramid capable of converting private terror into physical attack.

Many viewers will recognize this as a standard Tuesday.

The film is frequently classified as an Alien imitation, which is true in the same way that a garage band playing three chords is imitating Chuck Berry. Influence is obvious, but imitation does not explain the peculiar result.

Galaxy of Terror is cheaper, slimier and more openly dreamlike. Its setting does not obey technological realism. The pyramid feels simultaneously ancient, extraterrestrial and psychologically furnished. It is less a place than an assessment tool designed by a hostile god.

Each crew member brings an internal vulnerability. The planet turns that vulnerability into an occupational hazard.

This is the nightmare beneath all demands for professionalism. You are expected to arrive as a complete and regulated unit, leaving fear at home beside the unpaid bills. But fear comes to work. Grief takes the elevator. Childhood enters through the loading dock. Desire attends the safety meeting wearing a false mustache.

Morganthus removes the disguise.

What you fear becomes your assignment.

The film’s notorious maggot sequence deserves neither prudish erasure nor adolescent celebration. It is an exploitative, sexually violent spectacle, reportedly expanded under Corman’s direction to satisfy commercial demands. The scene remains the movie’s radioactive center, a fusion of violation, grotesque desire and industrial calculation.

To acknowledge this is not to solve it.

Some images cannot be redeemed by clever interpretation. They remain morally and aesthetically unstable. But unstable images are part of exploitation cinema’s history, and Joe Bob’s method is valuable precisely because he does not require us to pretend otherwise.

He provides context without issuing absolution.

That distinction matters. A Spirit Elder is not someone who assures you that every ancestral practice was good. A Spirit Elder tells you where the bones are buried and why the ground still sinks there.

Around that infamous sequence, however, Galaxy of Terror contains an extraordinary collection of handmade spaces, painted skies, damp corridors, colored light and tactile machinery. The pyramid seems built from the residue of dreams about technology rather than technology itself.

This is reassuring.

The film’s universe may be cruel, but it is visibly constructed. People made this nightmare from plywood, paint, tubing, smoke and creative panic. The machinery of fear is exposed without becoming powerless.

For anyone whose life has been reorganized by institutional demands, this can be curative. The system appears infinite until you glimpse the lumber behind the panel. Then you understand that somebody built it, probably too quickly, probably under budget, and perhaps without adequate ventilation.

That does not mean you can defeat it.

It means it is not God.

Prescription: Watch after being assigned responsibility without authority, resources or comprehensible instructions.

Possible side effect: Referring to the workplace as “the pyramid” until human resources requests a private meeting.

VI. Freeway

For the Sickness of Being Asked to Behave Respectably in an Indecent World

Vanessa Lutz does not need to find her voice.

She has one.

The problem is that nearly every institution around her would prefer she use it less accurately.

Matthew Bright’s Freeway remakes “Little Red Riding Hood” as a filthy California crime fable, with Reese Witherspoon as Vanessa and Kiefer Sutherland as Bob Wolverton, the polished predator who intercepts her journey to her grandmother’s house. Written and directed by Bright and produced by Oliver Stone, the film gave Witherspoon one of the fiercest early roles of her career.

Vanessa has been abused, neglected, institutionalized and underestimated.

She is also extremely funny.

This combination protects the film from becoming poverty tourism. Vanessa is not presented as a trembling symbol of victimhood awaiting interpretation by educated observers. She interprets everyone else, rapidly and often correctly.

The social workers speak in euphemisms. The police rely on appearances. The courts recognize vocabulary and clothing as evidence of moral character. Bob understands these systems because he resembles the kind of person they were designed to trust.

Vanessa survives because she does not confuse respectability with goodness.

This is the final medicine in our cabinet, and perhaps the strongest.

The unsure spirit is often unsure because it has been trained to doubt its own perception. Something feels wrong, but the wrong person is articulate. The room seems dangerous, but everyone else appears comfortable. You have been told to communicate professionally with someone who is professionally harming you.

Vanessa does not have this problem.

She has many other problems, including impulse control, firearms safety and a tendency to produce sentences that could blister highway paint. But she recognizes predation.

When the wolf reveals himself, she does not spend the remainder of the film wondering whether she accidentally encouraged wolf behavior.

The movie’s comedy comes from inversion. Bob is accustomed to controlling the story. He is educated, composed, therapeutic and socially legible. Vanessa is classified as chaotic before she opens her mouth.

Then she destroys his face.

Afterward, the world continues believing him.

This is Freeway’s most poisonous insight. Evidence is interpreted through class. Bob’s injuries make him sympathetic because society cannot imagine what kind of man might have earned them. Vanessa’s survival makes her suspicious because society already believes her capable of anything.

The film does not transform her into a respectable heroine to win the argument. It refuses the entire bargain.

Vanessa remains vulgar, violent, wounded, observant, loyal and alive.

Her victory is not that the system finally understands her. Her victory is that misunderstanding does not finish her.

This separates Freeway from the sentimental empowerment story. Vanessa is not secretly refined. She does not need the right teacher to reveal her hidden etiquette. She has intelligence without polish and morality without obedience.

That combination frightens institutions more than criminality.

Criminality can be processed.

Unapproved intelligence cannot.

Joe Bob’s drive-in republic has always made space for figures such as Vanessa. The mutant, the outcast, the regional oddball, the person whose manners conceal no ambition toward acceptance. His criticism recognizes that refinement is not the same as humanity and that trash culture sometimes shelters truths prestige culture finds socially inconvenient.

Freeway is the film to take when you have been told that survival would be more convincing if you described it calmly.

It will not calm you.

It will restore circulation.

Prescription: Watch when someone polished is attempting to redefine your direct experience as a misunderstanding.

Possible side effect: Reese Witherspoon’s pronunciation of “Mr. Wolverton” becoming a permanent defensive reflex.

The Drive-In Apothecary

These films do not cure sickness by presenting healthy worlds.

They cure by making sickness visible.

Messiah of Evil gives alienation a town.

Curtains gives judgment a mask.

Rawhead Rex gives rage a body.

Fade to Black gives obsessive loneliness a costume department.

Galaxy of Terror gives private fear an institutional architecture.

Freeway gives survival a loaded pistol and refuses to make it apologize.

Together they form a rough spiritual sequence.

First, recognize that the world feels wrong.

Then recognize that the room judging you may also be wrong.

Admit the anger produced by that knowledge.

Examine the refuges that anger has constructed.

Enter the machinery where fear is manufactured.

Finally, reclaim the right to name the wolf.

Joe Bob Briggs stands at the edge of this sequence holding a clipboard, a beer and several deeply specific facts about regional theatrical distribution. He is not a priest because priests require doctrine. He is not a professor because professors require parking permits.

He is the elder at the folding table.

The one who has survived enough cultural cycles to know that obscurity is not death, failure is not uselessness and bad taste is frequently good memory refusing to dress for court.

His great lesson is not “the drive-in will never die,” although the oath matters.

The deeper lesson is that nothing loved honestly is entirely lost.

A mutilated Canadian slasher can return as a winter dream. A compromised Barker adaptation can become a vessel for anger its creator never intended. A low-budget Alien imitation can preserve the handmade future. A vicious fairy-tale remix can carry a young actor’s performance across decades until the culture is finally prepared to see how alive it was.

The films wait.

Sometimes they wait on late-night cable. Sometimes on tapes beneath a video-store shelf. Sometimes inside streaming menus designed by algorithms that have no idea what they are carrying. Sometimes Joe Bob lifts one from the pile, tells us who built it, counts the bodies and places it back into circulation.

That is the work of the Spirit Elder.

Not declaring masterpieces.

Keeping the medicine from being thrown away.

Because there will always be another unsure night.

Another hour when the ordinary remedies feel insulting.

Another moment when the world resembles Point Dune, the snow is closing around the house, something ancient is roaring beneath the church and you cannot tell whether the pyramid is reading your mind or merely reviewing your quarterly metrics.

On that night, do not demand that art make you well.

Ask it to sit with you while you remain messed up.

Put on the strange movie.

Leave a light burning in the window.

The doctor is out.

The drive-in is open.

Medicine for the Messed Up

Six Strange Movies to Quell the Unsure Spirit

(Fun House Mirror Version)

A 12-inch psychic dub by Buzz Drainpipe

There are nights when a movie is not a movie.

There are nights when the movie is a room you enter because the room you are already sitting in has begun to reject you.

The chair knows too much.

The refrigerator has developed an administrative tone.

Your reflection is technically accurate but spiritually counterfeit.

You switch on the television not because you want entertainment, but because you need another weather system. Something low-budget and electrical. Something with an improperly lit hallway, a wounded face, an ancient monster, a woman running through snow, a pyramid breathing in the dark.

Something that says:

Yes, the atmosphere is wrong.

Wrong.

Wrong.

Wrong.

And because the film says it first, you are relieved of having to prove it.

This is medicine.

Not the medicine that arrives in an orange bottle with your name misspelled by one letter. Take that medicine too. Listen to doctors. Do not allow a horror critic called Buzz Drainpipe to adjust your dosage unless the dosage concerns Mario Bava, regional monster pictures or the correct number of films to watch during a weather emergency.

This is the other medicine.

The older medicine.

The painted-face medicine. The drum-behind-the-hill medicine. The tale told after the youngest child has been sent to bed, except the youngest child is listening through the floorboards and will eventually become the family artist.

A strange movie does not remove the sickness.

It puts the sickness in costume.

It gives it a location.

Now your isolation is a deserted California town.

Now your humiliation wears an old woman’s mask.

Now your rage is nine feet tall and stomping across Ireland.

Now your loneliness dresses like Dracula.

Now your workplace anxiety has been relocated to a pyramid on another planet.

Now your refusal to die is Reese Witherspoon holding a gun.

Already, this is progress.

The invisible thing has become visible.

The feeling has entered the shot.

Roll camera.

Cue fog.

The walls begin to pulse.

Medicine for the messed up.

Medicine for the uncertain.

Medicine for the person who knows something is wrong but has not yet found the correct monster.

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ENTER THE ELDER

Before the six medicines, the pharmacist.

Joe Bob Briggs.

Spirit Elder of the Late-Night Image.

Drive-in anthropologist. Keeper of the forbidden running time. Counter of breasts, beasts, gallons of blood and unnecessary kung fu. Defender of the disreputable object against both the respectable people who despise it and the respectable people who wish to love it only after washing it clean.

Joe Bob does not rescue movies by pretending they are something else.

This is crucial.

He does not lift a piece of exploitation cinema out of the mud, hose it down, remove its troubling parts and place it beneath museum lighting.

He gets down in the mud.

He checks the tire pressure.

He asks who financed it.

He asks what happened to the director.

He asks whether the stuntman was paid.

He asks why the monster’s head appears to change size between scenes.

Then he watches the thing with you.

Beside you.

Never above.

That is the elder function.

Not the man on the mountain.

The man in the neighboring folding chair.

The one who has already seen the strange animal behind the concession stand and knows it becomes agitated when approached with prestige language.

All six of these films have passed through Joe Bob’s red-lit temple: Messiah of Evil, Curtains, Rawhead Rex, Fade to Black, Galaxy of Terror, Freeway.

Different decades.

Different diseases.

Different levels of technical competence.

Same night road.

The Last Drive-In does not tell us that all films are secretly masterpieces.

That would be sentimental nonsense, the critical equivalent of giving every child a trophy and every producer final cut.

Some movies are broken.

Some are cruel.

Some are foolish.

Some contain one immortal sequence surrounded by ninety minutes of drywall.

Some are compromised by money, cowardice, censorship, ego or the kind of production decision made at four in the morning by a man who has misplaced both the schedule and his marriage.

But broken is not empty.

Bad is not dead.

Failure is not silence.

Sometimes the broken part is where the signal gets through.

Signal gets through.

Gets through.

Through.

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SIDE A

1. MESSIAH OF EVIL

Version for the World That Ended Quietly

The ocean is nearby, but it does not help.

That is the first thing.

Usually the ocean means openness, horizon, escape. In Messiah of Evil, the ocean feels like the outer wall of the trap. Point Dune sits beside it like a town abandoned by reality but still required to keep regular business hours.

A woman arrives looking for her father.

Already this is dangerous.

Anyone searching for a missing parent in a horror film is really searching for the point where inheritance becomes infection.

Arletty enters the town and finds the surfaces intact.

Gas station.

Motel.

Supermarket.

Movie theater.

House.

Bed.

Paintings.

The nouns remain.

Their meanings have gone missing.

This is the fear beneath Messiah of Evil: not that civilization will collapse, but that it will continue operating after its soul has departed.

The lights stay on.

The doors open automatically.

The shelves remain stocked.

The people have simply begun eating meat directly from the package.

No announcement.

No emergency broadcast.

No banner across the screen.

The apocalypse has excellent attendance and no publicist.

Point Dune is what the world looks like when everyone else has received the new instructions.

You have not.

You are still saying hello.

You are still asking questions.

You are still under the mistaken impression that human behavior will reveal human intention.

Meanwhile, the townspeople are standing beneath fluorescent lights with blood on their mouths.

This movie is the medicine for alienation because it does not interpret alienation.

It does not send in a helpful psychiatrist carrying a whiteboard.

It does not reveal that Point Dune represents consumerism, conformity, loneliness, fascism, grief, California, Christianity or the unfortunate consequences of eating after midnight.

It allows the town to remain a town.

A poisoned location.

A place where the geometry has turned against the visitor.

The father’s house contains murals that transform the rooms into stages for private extinction. Figures painted on walls. Figures standing before painted figures. People reduced to decoration before they are even killed.

A house where identity has become wallpaper.

You walk through it and begin to feel that perhaps you, too, are only a figure someone painted into a room.

Do not panic.

The movie has noticed.

The movie notices everything.

It notices the way loneliness changes scale after midnight.

It notices that a supermarket can become terrifying without changing its lighting.

It notices that the most frightening seat in a movie theater is the one directly behind you.

The theater sequence is a wound folded inside another wound.

A woman watches a western.

Behind her, the auditorium fills.

The screen offers its safe fictional violence. Men on horseback. Guns. Dust. Familiar danger contained by genre.

Behind her: appetite.

Real appetite.

Or movie-real appetite, which is sometimes more useful.

She came to the theater to disappear into an image.

The image continues without her.

The audience takes over.

This is every lonely cinephile’s secret dread. That the films will remain, beautiful and indifferent, while the room around us becomes something else.

The projector does not stop.

The projector never stops.

It throws light over whatever happens.

Perhaps this is why we trust it.

Perhaps this is why we should not.

Take one Point Dune after dusk.

Allow the empty roads to dissolve beneath the tongue.

Do not operate heavy emotional machinery.

Possible side effects include:

Watching the automatic doors at supermarkets too closely.

Distrusting beach towns.

Believing that every movie audience contains at least one representative of the coming hunger.

This is not paranoia.

This is cinema.

Drop the dialogue out.

Leave only footsteps.

Footsteps.

Footsteps.

The ocean nearby.

No help.

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2. CURTAINS

Hag Mask Dub for the Permanently Evaluated

Snow removes detail.

Snow removes distance.

Snow removes the road.

In Curtains, snow does what institutions do: it makes the outside world theoretically available but practically unreachable.

A group of actresses gathers at the secluded home of director Jonathan Stryker.

He is auditioning them.

Of course he is.

Some men build careers by converting every room into an audition.

Every conversation becomes evidence.

Every kindness contains a camera angle.

Every confession may be reused later as material.

Stryker does not simply choose actresses. He creates a climate in which they begin choosing against themselves.

This is the medicine for anyone who has lived too long beneath evaluation.

The annual review.

The coaching session.

The audition.

The workshop.

The meeting scheduled without an agenda.

The email beginning, “Just a few thoughts.”

The person with power asking you to relax while making notes about how you relax.

You enter the room as a whole human being.

You leave as a column of perceived deficiencies.

Curtains understands.

Or perhaps Curtains does not understand, but accidentally reenacts the sickness so perfectly that understanding is unnecessary.

The production itself was fractured. Direction changed. Intentions collided. The film was assembled from incompatible impulses and credited to the fictional tyrant at its center.

This is beautiful.

The controlling director escapes the story and claims authorship of the movie.

Stryker directs from inside the wound.

The film feels chopped apart because it was.

Psychodrama.

Slasher picture.

Backstage melodrama.

Winter dream.

Women performing.

Women watching women perform.

A director watching everyone.

An audience watching the director watch.

Then the hag mask enters.

Remove the bass.

Leave the mask.

Bring the bass back.

Hag.

The face is not furious.

Fury would acknowledge you.

The face has already judged.

Its ugliness is not physical ugliness. It is the ugliness of certainty. The rigid certainty that you are unqualified to occupy the frame.

The ice-skating scene remains one of horror cinema’s great acts of trespass.

A woman glides alone.

The frozen landscape opens around her.

For a moment she escapes the audition.

The body becomes movement rather than evidence.

Then another figure appears in the distance.

Skating.

The killer does not rupture the grace of the scene.

The killer enters the grace.

That is why it works.

Systems of judgment rarely announce themselves as monsters. They adopt the prevailing elegance. They learn the vocabulary. They skate.

The victim moves faster.

The hag moves faster.

The white field becomes a blank evaluation form.

No place to hide.

No category marked “human complexity.”

The killer raises the blade.

Feedback delivered.

This movie is medicine because it suggests a possibility the evaluated person often forgets:

The room may be diseased.

The criteria may be fraudulent.

The person judging your fitness may be a manipulator in a turtleneck whose entire process depends upon making gifted people feel replaceable.

You may still have failed.

But failure inside a corrupted ritual cannot be interpreted cleanly.

The instrument is contaminated.

The reading is invalid.

Repeat:

The instrument is contaminated.

Contaminated.

Rated “needs improvement” by a haunted house.

Joe Bob, Spirit Elder, restores the workers to the film.

The actresses.

The crew.

The mask maker.

The person freezing near the lake.

The editor handed a box of incompatible footage and told to invent inevitability.

This is the democratic gift of drive-in criticism. It moves our attention away from the Great Director’s intention and toward the strange village of labor required to produce even a broken scream.

Take Curtains after receiving feedback written in the passive voice.

Swallow whole.

Do not crush.

Do not discuss your development opportunities with anyone wearing theatrical black.

The snow is closing.

The audition was never real.

The hag has your résumé.

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3. RAWHEAD REX

Extended Rage Mix

Sometimes the unsure spirit is not sad.

Sometimes it is furious and has been forced to describe the fury using acceptable office vocabulary.

“I have some concerns.”

“I experienced a lack of alignment.”

“There may have been a communication gap.”

No.

There is a pagan monster underneath the church.

He has been asleep for centuries.

He is awake now.

His hair is magnificent in a manner no living professional would approve.

This is Rawhead Rex.

The film does not arrive with subtle instruments.

It brings a hammer in a guitar case.

Clive Barker imagined something primal, obscene and mythically concentrated. The production delivered a towering rubber brute with illuminated eyes and the aura of a demonic professional wrestler appearing at a village fundraiser.

This has been cited as a failure.

Correct.

It is also the source of the film’s power.

Rawhead is not convincing as an organism.

He is convincing as anger.

Anger is rarely anatomically persuasive.

It arrives out of proportion.

Its hands are too large.

Its teeth do not fit.

It moves through the world with the awkward force of a feeling that has not been allowed sufficient rehearsal time.

Rawhead rises from the ground because that is where forbidden things are stored.

Under fields.

Under churches.

Under family stories.

Under polite explanations.

Under the carefully managed surface of the self.

The villagers have roads, cars, televisions and religious institutions.

Rawhead has prior claim.

He remembers the dirt before it was property.

He recognizes no authority established after the invention of trousers.

This is what makes him medicinal.

You should not behave like Rawhead Rex.

Let that be stated clearly for the court transcript.

Do not tear doors from hinges.

Do not menace rural families.

Do not urinate upon representatives of organized religion, however symbolically resonant the occasion may appear.

But there is value in watching a creature perform the refusal that civilization asks us to bury.

He cannot be coached.

He cannot be redirected.

He does not acknowledge the behavioral expectations document.

He is prehistoric noncompliance.

Rawhead.

Rawhead.

RAWHEAD.

Turn the monster up in the mix.

Mute the anthropologist.

Turn the monster up again.

The film’s roughness permits emotional entry. A perfect monster might inspire awe, but this imperfect monster invites projection. The visible suit creates a gap. Through that gap, your own fury enters.

The rubber does not reduce the myth.

The rubber makes room for you.

This is something respectable criticism often misunderstands. It assumes that visible artifice destroys belief. But horror audiences practice a double belief. We know the monster is false. We know the feeling is true. These truths do not cancel one another.

They form stereo.

Left channel: rubber head.

Right channel: buried rage.

Together: cinema.

Joe Bob knows the ancient doctrine of the suit.

He knows that a monster’s failure to resemble biological reality may allow it to resemble psychic reality more closely.

He knows that ridicule is not always rejection.

Sometimes laughter is how the body adjusts to an image too large to enter directly.

You laugh at Rawhead.

Then Rawhead knocks over the church.

Some hidden part of you applauds.

Take during periods of enforced civility.

Best consumed loudly.

Do not combine with email access.

May produce sudden enthusiasm for stone circles, distorted guitars and saying exactly one-third of what you are thinking.

One-third is enough.

The rest remains underground.

Hair glowing.

Waiting.

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DUB INTERLUDE: THE HOST SPEAKS

The Spirit Elder returns between reels.

He gives us production numbers.

He gives us names.

He gives us the dead.

He gives us the people who are still alive but were not invited to the retrospective.

He tells us the film had four titles, three distributors, two endings and no functioning bathroom on location.

This matters.

Facts can be a form of mercy.

Context does not excuse the image.

Context gives the image a body.

We are reminded that films do not descend from heaven fully edited. They are manufactured by nervous systems. Hungry people. Ambitious people. Exploited people. Brilliant people. People who hate one another but must finish the day’s setup before losing the light.

A movie is a workplace where dreams are exposed to weather.

Joe Bob knows this.

The elder does not purify the past.

He keeps it from becoming abstract.

Roll next feature.

Let the tape drag.

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SIDE B

4. FADE TO BLACK

Lonely Collector Version

Eric Binford loves movies.

Stop there.

Leave space.

Eric Binford loves movies.

The sentence is innocent until it is repeated too many times.

He loves movies because movies remain.

People leave.

People misunderstand.

People interrupt.

Movies wait in their boxes.

Movies perform correctly every time.

The dead return on schedule.

The lighting never changes unless the print deteriorates.

For the lonely person, this can feel more faithful than love.

Fade to Black is not about a man who likes movies too much.

That is the judgment of people who believe passion should resemble a tasteful shelf containing twelve carefully selected Blu-rays.

Eric’s problem is not quantity.

It is circulation.

Nothing moves outward.

The films enter him and do not emerge as connection. They become armor, grievance, quotation, disguise.

His knowledge does not build a bridge.

It becomes a locked projection booth.

This is the sickness of art without return.

You absorb thousands of gestures, voices, songs, shadows, cuts.

But when the living person speaks, you compare them unfavorably to the archive.

The archive always wins because the archive has been edited.

Eric works among films but remains outside the social life they promise.

He is surrounded by images of romance, bravery, wit and recognition.

None of them recognize him.

The screen has no obligation to reciprocate.

This is unbearable.

So Eric begins borrowing faces.

Dracula.

The Mummy.

Cody Jarrett.

Hopalong Cassidy.

Movie history becomes a mask rack for private vengeance.

The references are no longer invitations.

They are weapons available only to those who understand the code.

This is where the cinephile shudders.

Not because Eric is wholly different from us.

Because he lives at the far end of a familiar corridor.

The bedroom wall.

The stacks of media.

The thrill when another person knows the obscure title.

The irritation when they do not.

The wish to replace the clumsy present with a perfectly framed past.

Every lover of art must eventually decide what the love is for.

To hide?

To dominate?

To distinguish oneself from the vulgar herd?

To construct a room so densely referential that no uninitiated person can enter?

Or to discover more ways of being alive among others?

Joe Bob offers the counter-version.

He knows everything, but knowledge does not seal him off. Knowledge becomes hosting.

Hosting.

That word is important.

To host is to open a room.

To say: I found this strange thing. Sit down. Here is where it came from. Here is what happened to the people who made it. Here is the part that works. Here is the part that curdled. Here is the part nobody should defend. Here is the scene I cannot forget.

The facts are chairs.

The jokes are drinks.

The movie is permitted to remain difficult company.

Eric collects.

Joe Bob hosts.

One activity converts art into possession.

The other converts it into community.

This is the moral center of Fade to Black, though the film may not know it has one.

Art cannot love you back.

Not directly.

The beam does not recognize the person it touches.

But art may teach you to recognize someone else.

That is the return path.

That is how the signal leaves the room.

Take after an extended period of speaking entirely through movie quotes.

Possible side effects include:

Calling a friend.

Giving someone a film without testing them afterward.

Allowing the living to misremember a release year without correcting them.

This final side effect may be severe.

Consult your archivist.

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5. GALAXY OF TERROR

Pyramid Workplace Mix

The assignment is unclear.

The danger is severe.

Management is remote.

The crew lacks adequate information.

Personal vulnerabilities will be used against them.

Welcome aboard.

Galaxy of Terror is a science-fiction horror film, but its true genre is organizational realism.

A team is dispatched to Morganthus.

Something has happened.

They must investigate.

No one can explain exactly what success will look like.

The Emperor has expectations.

The pyramid has teeth.

Every workplace eventually reveals its pyramid.

Not the chart of leadership.

The other pyramid.

The one that feeds upon private fear while calling the process development.

The crew enters.

One by one, their internal terrors become material.

This is the fantasy of every anxious employee and every nightmare of every anxious employee.

What if the organization could see the precise thing you fear?

What if it could turn that fear into a task?

Fear of failure: assigned.

Fear of inadequacy: assigned.

Fear of authority: assigned.

Fear of being consumed by a giant worm in a sequence that will dominate all future discussion of your professional contribution: extremely assigned.

The pyramid is not merely haunted.

It is evaluative.

It studies the crew and produces customized consequences.

Personalized service.

No additional charge.

Galaxy of Terror wears its derivation openly. The industrial corridors, exhausted crew and extraterrestrial menace all bear the fingerprints of Alien.

But cheap imitation is rarely only imitation.

When an expensive nightmare is rebuilt with less money, it mutates.

The smooth surfaces become damp.

The world becomes theatrical.

The technology begins resembling a memory of technology conveyed through a person who misunderstood several key details.

This is not lesser.

It is dreamer.

The sets possess the tactile authority of things assembled by hand under pressure.

Plywood painted into eternity.

Tubes promoted to machinery.

Smoke performing structural labor.

Light hiding the budget and accidentally revealing the soul.

A young James Cameron worked in this environment before creating his own more disciplined mechanical universes. You can feel an emerging intelligence testing the walls, learning how little material is required to suggest an entire hostile cosmos.

The film’s beauty lives in this friction between aspiration and material.

It wants infinity.

It has lumber.

It proceeds.

There is courage in that.

There is also exploitation, particularly in the infamous maggot sequence, which transforms sexual terror into spectacle with the blunt commercial appetite of Roger Corman’s machinery.

The sequence cannot be made clean by interpretation.

Do not try.

Some images remain compromised.

Some medicines contain poison.

The elder’s task is not to declare the poison nutritious. The elder tells us how it entered the bottle.

Context without absolution.

History without laundering.

We watch knowing that movies can contain invention, labor, beauty and violation within the same damp corridor.

This complexity is not a critical failure.

It is the actual object.

The pyramid does not need us to approve.

It feeds either way.

The medicinal function of Galaxy of Terror lies in the visible construction.

The nightmare appears enormous until the light catches an edge.

A panel.

A seam.

Paint.

The system seemed cosmic.

Someone built it.

Someone was late building it.

Someone reused part of another set.

Someone argued about overtime beside the portal to infinite dread.

This is liberating.

The institution is not God.

The institution is lumber with lighting.

It may still crush you.

But it was constructed.

Therefore it can be studied.

Therefore its seams exist.

Therefore an exit may exist even when the official map denies one.

Take after being given responsibility without authority.

Repeat dosage after meetings containing the phrase “moving forward.”

Do not enter the pyramid alone.

Bring Sid Haig.

Bring a flashlight.

Bring documentation.

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6. FREEWAY

Little Red Survival Mix

Vanessa Lutz has already been judged.

Before the movie begins.

Before the police arrive.

Before the social workers speak.

Before Bob Wolverton places his educated voice around the situation and begins tightening.

Vanessa comes pre-condemned.

Poor.

Unpolished.

Violent.

Undereducated.

Female.

Young.

Already known by systems that have never met her.

This gives her a strange freedom.

She has no respectability left to lose.

Freeway is the final medicine because it does not offer comfort.

It offers recognition armed with profanity.

Vanessa knows the wolf.

She may not know the official term for wolf.

She may not possess the correct therapeutic vocabulary.

She may describe the wolf using language that causes polished people to wince.

But she knows him.

This distinction is everything.

Institutions routinely confuse vocabulary with perception.

The wolf speaks calmly.

The wolf has credentials.

The wolf appears concerned.

The wolf knows when to lower his voice.

Vanessa is loud, contradictory and rude.

Therefore the system assumes the wolf understands reality better.

The entire movie grows from this error.

Bob Wolverton’s power does not come only from being a predator.

It comes from being a predator fluent in the language of care.

He asks questions.

He listens.

He reflects.

He creates the appearance of a protected space.

Then the door locks.

Vanessa survives because her instincts have not been fully civilized.

She has not learned to mistrust every alarm in her own body simply because the dangerous man is wearing a respectable face.

When the wolf reveals himself, she acts.

Violently.

Excessively.

Memorably.

Then comes the deeper betrayal.

The world sees his damaged face and grants him innocence.

His injuries become evidence of goodness.

Her survival becomes evidence of guilt.

Class does not merely determine who is protected.

It determines whose wounds are legible.

Vanessa’s body has been treated as public property for so long that damage to it appears ordinary.

Bob’s body carries the presumption of social value.

When she damages him, society experiences metaphysical shock.

Who has disrupted the natural order?

The girl from the trailer.

The girl who uses the wrong words.

The girl who will not soften the account for listeners who prefer predators with table manners.

Freeway refuses to rehabilitate her.

This is its glory.

Vanessa does not reveal a hidden interest in classical music.

She does not encounter a benevolent teacher who explains that her aggression is actually giftedness awaiting refinement.

She does not learn to speak in a manner that reassures the court.

She remains Vanessa.

Funny.

Brutal.

Loyal.

Damaged.

Perceptive.

Alive.

The culture knows what to do with a victim who becomes eloquent in the approved fashion.

It can invite her to a panel.

Vanessa is more dangerous.

She remains unapproved intelligence.

She sees accurately without adopting the manners of those who failed to protect her.

This movie is medicine for anyone who has been told to describe an indecent situation more politely.

For anyone who has watched a smooth liar receive the benefit of nuance while their own anger was admitted as evidence against them.

For anyone who knows the wolf but cannot produce the correct documentation until after the bite.

Vanessa says:

No.

No echo needed.

But the echo comes anyway.

No.

No.

No.

The gun answers.

The fairy tale splits open.

Grandmother’s house waits at the end of the road, but this Red Riding Hood does not require rescue from the woods.

The woods require notice.

Take when gaslit by a person with excellent diction.

Take when asked to remain professional in the presence of professionally administered harm.

Possible side effects include acute recognition, inappropriate laughter and immunity to men who describe themselves as good listeners.

Do not exceed the recommended dose unless prepared to spend several days quoting Vanessa aloud.

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THE FUN HOUSE MIRROR

These films bend us.

That is their use.

A normal mirror says: Here you are.

The fun house mirror says: Here is what the pressure has done to your shape.

Too tall.

Too wide.

Head enormous.

Body narrowed.

A familiar person distorted until some hidden truth becomes visible.

The strange movie is a fun house mirror held up to the unsure spirit.

You are not exactly Arletty wandering Point Dune.

But the town resembles something.

You are not an actress pursued across the ice.

But the audition never seems to end.

You are not Rawhead Rex.

Legally, this is fortunate.

But something beneath your civility has awakened and would like its own soundtrack.

You are not Eric Binford.

But you have occasionally asked art to perform work it cannot perform.

You are not trapped on Morganthus.

But the pyramid has scheduled a check-in.

You are not Vanessa Lutz.

But you know the rage of watching the wolf receive sympathy for the wound you gave him while escaping.

The reflection is inaccurate.

The recognition is real.

That is the fun house bargain.

Distortion in exchange for clarity.

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RETURN OF THE ELDER

Joe Bob appears again.

Not as judge.

Not as gatekeeper.

Not as the final authority on whether these films are good.

That question has become too small.

Are they good?

Good for what?

Good for whom?

Good at eleven in the morning after adequate sleep?

Good at two-thirty at night when an old memory has found a loose floorboard?

Good while sick?

Good while lonely?

Good after humiliation?

Good after surviving something nobody else in the room can see?

A film may be poorly made and perfectly timed.

A film may be technically accomplished and spiritually useless.

A film may fail every conventional test but contain the single image required to carry one person through one impossible night.

How do we score that?

Three stars?

Two and a half severed heads?

Joe Bob’s deeper wisdom is that movies exist in relation to viewers, rooms, histories and hours.

The drive-in is not merely a location.

It is a theory of reception.

You arrive in your own vehicle.

You carry your own weather.

The sound enters through a small imperfect speaker.

The screen stands in the distance, enormous and vulnerable to fog.

Other people are present, but each group occupies a private enclosure.

Together and separate.

Public ritual.

Private medicine.

This is how strange art works.

We gather around the same image.

We receive different transmissions.

One person sees camp.

Another sees terror.

Another sees childhood.

Another sees the night their father let them stay awake.

Another sees a monster suit.

Another sees anger at last given legs.

None of these cancels the others.

The Spirit Elder keeps the channel open.

That is all.

That is everything.

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SIX PRESCRIPTIONS

Messiah of Evil says the world may continue after meaning leaves it.

Curtains says the audition may be a killing method.

Rawhead Rex says buried anger does not become holy merely because a church was built above it.

Fade to Black says art may shelter loneliness but cannot permanently replace the living.

Galaxy of Terror says the system studies fear, but the system is still made of plywood.

Freeway says the wolf’s manners are not evidence of innocence.

Six films.

Six distortions.

Six black bottles rattling in the cabinet.

No cure.

Not exactly.

A cure assumes the sickness should vanish.

Perhaps the unsure spirit does not need to become sure.

Perhaps certainty is another monster mask.

Perhaps what we need is accompaniment.

A movie willing to remain beside us without translating the dark into an uplifting lesson.

A host willing to say:

Yes, this one is strange.

Yes, this one is damaged.

Yes, something terrible happened during production.

Yes, the second act drags.

Yes, that effect looks ridiculous.

Yes, the image still works.

Yes, you are allowed to love it.

Yes, you are allowed to be troubled by it.

Yes, both reactions can occupy the same seat.

This is mature love.

Not purity.

Not defense.

Attention.

The film flickers.

The host speaks.

The night continues.

Outside, the ordinary world waits with its forms, passwords, assessments, polite predators, missing fathers, buried gods and poorly explained assignments.

Inside, the movie gives each sickness a face.

We do not defeat the face.

We watch it change.

The fun house mirror stretches.

The spring reverb shakes.

The dialogue drops out.

For several seconds there is only the room tone of the unsure spirit.

Hiss.

Breath.

Projector.

Distant traffic.

A refrigerator with administrative tendencies.

Then the bass returns.

The monster crosses the frame.

The girl raises the gun.

The audience behind you begins to move.

Joe Bob lifts one hand from the folding chair.

The drive-in is open.

Open.

Open.

The drive-in will never die.

But more importantly:

Neither will everything inside us that polite culture misfiled as sickness.

Some of it is memory.

Some of it is warning.

Some of it is anger.

Some of it is taste.

Some of it is the stubborn animal knowledge that the wolf is a wolf even when the wolf has credentials.

Take the medicine.

Leave the wound alone for tonight.

The screen is glowing.

The elder is talking.

The strange movie has found you.

End reel.

Begin echo.